Monday, November 13, 2006

nips hit with git pick flick!

my dutch punk-rock pal tony slug writes:

Ken, did you see WILD ZERO ?
If you're a B-movie afficionado, this is it !!!

You get UFO's, ZOMBIES, transsexuals, ALL KINDS OF drugs, the great GUITAR WOLF (who has a laser cannon AND a SAMURAI SWORD in his guitar neck ! PLUS uses his metal guitar picks as NINJA THROWING STARS TO KILL ZOMBIES !!!) Yakuza intrigue, featuring a flowerpot hairdo having gangster running around in speedo's, decapitations galore, I mean, the fun doesn't end.

The COOLEST thing yet is the "drinking game". Every time one of the rockers combs his hair, yells "LOL AN LOOOOLL !!" or a zombie gets whacked you see this little beer mug in the corner of the screen and you're supposed to drink a beer.

I will GUARAN-FUCKIN-TEE you you'll be semi wasted halfway through the film.

If you wanna have a senseless good time watching a B-movie, make sure it's WILD ZERO

I'll give it 8 out of 10 (ninja) stars !!!

And God bless Bass Wolf (RIP) where ever he may be.

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